Misanthropist's heaven...
You know you spend too much time alone when..
- you know the names of all of Oprah’s regular guests…
- you make your own pasta sauce on a weekday afternoon…
- your imaginary friends have their own imaginary friends…
- every time the phone rings you pump your fist and scream “YES!”…
- you make up games with the things lying around the house…
- you lose money to yourself while betting at those games…
- you write scripts that send you emails everytime the news websites are updated..
- you have an internet friend in every major city in the world…
- your ranked #2 in TriviaCafe with 12,000 points…
- you develop a winged scapula and carpal tunnel syndrome from overusing the laptop…
- you countdown to 6pm coz its time to go to the gym…
- you know the lyrics of every Nelly song on your playlist…
- you ask yourself questions, answer them and exclaim “I told you so” aloud..
- you actually start to wonder if marriage is the answer...
*The title's been borrowed from the first page of Wuthering Heights...
posted by dUh at 11:12 AM
5 Comments:
nice list! let me add though that pasta sauce making is sometimes a profession for many (refer to prego please) and that having imaginary friend is something to be inculcated (at least they say its good for children).. and marriage can neverrrrrrrrrrrrr be an answer :)
Cool list!
I love lists. It's amazing how lists can make things fall into perspective...
and how about adding...
- if you blog too much
into that list? :P
Appending to the list:
· jump out of your skin every few minutes to check if there's a new email, new scrap/comment on your site, new msn/yahoo msg, new contact signed in/signed out??
marriage...solution??!! your list will probably not change much..except for some action & addition of extra noise while u do wht u do..
You know you spend too much time alone when.. You take time off to read a list made by someone on how to know you spend too much time alone.
Putting two and two together: So this is what the opposite sex likes doing in their "ALone Time", is it? Losers.
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