Ode to a tissue..

Everybody’s been cribbing in their blogs… I thought it was about time I did too… I call this “Ode to a tissue, Boo fuckin hoo” or "Carps from a shrew, boo fucking hoo"..

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Everything’s fetid, there’s nothing new,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Friends give, mine gave me the flu,
Boo fuckin hoo.
No chicken soup for the soul, nor no stew,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Insipid food, insipid thoughts to rue,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Building forts of tissues covered in goo,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Another wall to build, atichooo!
Boo fuckin hoo.
Whither mirth? Black in somber hue,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Jal crooning, “Gum ho gaye kyon”,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Coveting a new life, a different view,
Boo fuckin hoo.
A new name? Richard Wu?
Boo fuckin hoo.
One two buckle my shoe,
Boo fuckin hoo.
Adieu adieu, time for another brew…
Boo fuckin hoo..
Boo fuckin hoo..